Meow!

I'm trying to figure out what the Google ads were trying to tell me when I looked up "Caterwauling" on The Free Dictionary:


The modern-day equivalent of finding one's picture next to a word in the dictionary?

Perhaps they were getting a lot of hits from journalists looking for a word to describe Miss Simpson's performance at the Kennedy Center Honors.

You, Somebody and Dupree*

Academy Award nominee Owen Wilson. Academy Award nominee Kate Hudson... Academy Award winner Michael Douglas.

Check out this passive aggressive burn in Reuters' analysis of the weekend box office:

Exit polling indicated women made up 58 percent of the audience, a tribute to the appeal of both Wilson and co-star Kate Hudson. Matt Dillon also stars.

Guess that Oscar nomination for playing a finger-raping, over-the-top, ultimately "redeemed" racist did nothing to boost Dillon's appeal with women.

*Having not subjected myself to the film, I don't know whether Matt Dillon played "You" or "Me," but I'll assume his character didn't get top billing over Kate Hudson's.

Previously, on The Dish: mE!ow

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I love the passive-aggression in this "news" item from E! Online:

[Chad Michael] Murray, 24, is set to tie the knot for a second time with a cheerleading extra on his WB series, 18-year-old Kenzie Dalton, People reports. It'll presumably be the first marriage for Dalton.

Ha! 'Cause she's 18!

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