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I love the passive-aggression in this "news" item from E! Online:

[Chad Michael] Murray, 24, is set to tie the knot for a second time with a cheerleading extra on his WB series, 18-year-old Kenzie Dalton, People reports. It'll presumably be the first marriage for Dalton.

Ha! 'Cause she's 18!

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