Registered Sex Offenders Who Look Like Celebrities

In a new (and potentially recurring) feature that's soon to sweep the nation, The Pop Culture Petri Dish (not-so-)proudly presents:

"Registered Sex Offenders Who Look Like Celebrities"

For our inaugural installment, we take a look at a man convicted of Aggravated Sexual Battery who just happens to resemble everyone(except Larry the Cable Guy)'s favorite never-nude -- you may know him best as Arrested Development's very own Tobias Fünke -- Mr. David Cross!*

You be the judge (well, not literally, because I think he's already been found guilty)!

Have you seen a registered sex offender who you think resembles a celebrity (excluding sex offenders who are celebrities)? If so, mail it into:

Registered Sex Offenders Who Look Like Celebrities
c/o The Pop Culture Petri Dish
pcpetridish@yahoo.com

You could win the elusive Official Pop Culture Petri Dish Gold Star (and much shame for making light of a repulsive epidemic)!


*To the best of my knowledge, Mr. Cross himself has never been convicted of Aggravated Sexual Battery.