And the Pick of the Litter (**shudder**) is...
This was another tough competition to judge. The entrant with the most intentionally hilarious responses was Alex... however, when plugged into the Catwoman: Mad Libs story, they created a not-so-hilarious story, intentional or otherwise.
All of the stories had their merits...
Reigning champion of Pop Culture Petri Dish contests dipped in chocolate eerily (and unintentionally) provided the dyslexically transposed phrase: "They went to the snack BRA," while thanks to Jason the Asian, I can now fantasize about "fluffy cotton SORORITY PLEDGES!"
But the winning story was co-written by Drew, so The Official Pop Culture Petri Dish Gold Star goes out to him. Congratulations, Drew! And good luck persuading Warner Bros. to let you write Catwoman Returns! Here's his version of the story [SPOILER ALERT for the bizzaro version of Catwoman]:
SMITTEN KITTEN
Patience and Tom Lone had an APATHETIC time on their date. They went to the coolest carnival at the BIG TUNA, TX, where they played lots of NARCISSISTIC games. Patience’s favorite carnival game was knocking over milk bottles with a WAD OF CHEWING GUM – she was so good at it, she won a huge, stuffed MARMOT and an autographed picture of MEKHI PFEIFER! Then they walked over to the brightly lit Ferris JANGLY KEYCHAIN, where they AUTO-ASPHYXIATED in and traveled up to the very top, which was AT LEAST 32 feet! Then they went to the snack UVULA, where they LAMENTED gooey snacks like caramel PAD THAI and fluffy cotton OODLES OF NOODLES. On the way home, Patience and Tom walked hand in BACK OF THE KNEE and planned their next fun date – a trip to the A FILTHY BACKALEY!
Thanks again to everyone who entered! You can read the other completed stories in the Comments section...
posted by The Pop Culture Petri Dish at 5:52 PM
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Alex:
Patience and Tom Lone had a PAINFUL time on their date. They went to the coolest carnival at the GOTHAM CITY, where they played lots of PURR-FECT games. Patience’s favorite carnival game was knocking over milk bottles with a DAVID JUSTICE – she was so good at it, she won a huge, stuffed CAT and an autographed picture of BILLY BOB! Then they walked over to the brightly lit Ferris MULATTO, where they RUINED in and traveled up to the very top, which was 2 feet! Then they went to the snack X-MEN MOVIES, where they “ACTED” gooey snacks like caramel BERRIES and fluffy cotton HIT ‘N RUNS. On the way home, Patience and Tom walked hand in EBONY BREASTS and planned their next fun date – a trip to the AN EMPTY THEATER!
dipped in chocolate:
Patience and Tom Lone had a FOUL time on their date. They went to the coolest carnival at the BOSTON COMMONS, where they played lots of EERIE games. Patience’s favorite carnival game was knocking over milk bottles with a CONDOM – she was so good at it, she won a huge, stuffed HYENA and an autographed picture of MATT DAMON! Then they walked over to the brightly lit Ferris NEWSPAPER, where they SCREWED in and traveled up to the very top, which was FIVE feet! Then they went to the snack BRA, where they BLEW gooey snacks like caramel BUFFALO WINGS and fluffy cotton COCKROACHES. On the way home, Patience and Tom walked hand in FOOT and planned their next fun date – a trip to the BOOKSTORE!
Jason the Asian:
Patience and Tom Lone had a FUNKY time on their date. They went to the coolest carnival at the MINNESOTA, where they played lots COLD games. Patience’s favorite carnival game was knocking over milk bottles with a CITY – she was so good at it, she won a huge, stuffed KITTY and an autographed picture of ORLANDO BLOOM! Then they walked over to the brightly lit Ferris SOCCER BALL, where they PUNCHED in and traveled up to the very top, which was 7 feet! Then they went to the snack VIDEO GAME, where they PLAYED gooey snacks like caramel SPAM CANS and fluffy cotton SORORITY PLEDGES. On the way home, Patience and Tom walked hand in BACK and planned their next fun date – a trip to the ANTARCTICA!
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