Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Woman's Libs

So that's how they "wrote" the "script!"


In honor of this amazing discovery, The Pop Culture Petri Dish is launching another exciting contest! The directions are ridiculously simple: Everyone knows how to play Mad Libs - all you have to do is come up with random words that fit the parts of speech listed below. These words will then be plugged into an actual story from Catwoman: Mad Libs (A Price Stern Sloan Classic). The writer whose set of words creates the most unintentionally hilarious story will win the much-coveted Official Pop Culture Petri Dish Gold Star and possibly the chance to script Halle Berry's proposed Catwoman sequel.* So start channeling your inner John Brancato, Michael Ferris and John Rogers:

1. ADJECTIVE _____
2. A PLACE _____
3. ADJECTIVE _____
4. NOUN _____
5. ANIMAL _____
6. CELEBRITY (MALE) _____
7. NOUN _____
8. VERB (PAST TENSE) _____
9. NUMBER _____
10. NOUN _____
11. VERB (PAST TENSE) _____
12. TYPE OF FOOD (PLURAL) _____
13. PLURAL NOUN _____
14. PART OF THE BODY _____
15. A PLACE _____

Post all submissions in the "Comments" section. You may enter as many times as your brain and fingers will allow. All entries must be submitted by 11:59 pm on August 31, or some time around then. Winners will be determined at the discretion and arbitrary taste of The Pop Culture Petri Dish.

*Chances of getting to script Halle Berry's proposed Catwoman sequel are nil.

12 Comments:

Blogger Alex said...

1. ADJECTIVE: painful
2. A PLACE: Gotham City
3. ADJECTIVE: purr-fect
4. NOUN: David Justice
5. ANIMAL: cat
6. CELEBRITY (MALE): Billy Bob
7. NOUN: mulatto
8. VERB (PAST TENSE): ruined
9. NUMBER: 2
10. NOUN: X-Men movies
11. VERB: "acted"
12. TYPE OF FOOD (PLURAL): berries
13. PLURAL NOUN: Hit 'n runs
14. PART OF THE BODY: ebony breasts
15. A PLACE: an empty theater

August 25, 2004 3:08 AM  
Blogger Alison said...

1. foul
2. Boston Commons
3. eerie
4. condom
5. hyena
6. Matt Damon
7. newspaper
8. screwed
9. five
10. bra
11. blew
12. buffalo wings
13. cockroaches
14. foot
15. bookstore

August 25, 2004 11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. ADJECTIVE: funky
2. A PLACE: Minnesota
3. ADJECTIVE: cold
4. NOUN: city
5. ANIMAL: kitty
6. CELEBRITY (MALE): Orlando Bloom
7. NOUN: soccer ball
8. VERB (PAST TENSE): punched
9. NUMBER: 7
10. NOUN: video game
11. VERB (PAST TENSE): played
12. TYPE OF FOOD (PLURAL): Spam cans
13. PLURAL NOUN: sorority pledges
14. PART OF THE BODY: back
15. A PLACE: Antarctica

- Jason the Asian

August 25, 2004 11:41 AM  
Blogger Drew said...

1. ADJECTIVE: apathetic
2. A PLACE: Big Tuna, TX
3. ADJECTIVE: narcissistic
4. NOUN: wad of chewing gum
5. ANIMAL: marmot
6. CELEBRITY (MALE): Mekhi Pfeifer
7. NOUN: jangly keychain
8. VERB (PAST TENSE): auto-asphyxiated
9. NUMBER: At least 32
10. NOUN: uvula
11. VERB (PAST TENSE): lamented
12. TYPE OF FOOD (PLURAL): Pad Thai
13. PLURAL NOUN: oodles of noodles
14. PART OF THE BODY: back of the knee
15. A PLACE: A filthy backalley

August 27, 2004 7:42 PM  
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