Olé!

God bless The People's Choice Awards. They've done the impossible... brought Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie together at last... for an all-out catfight to the death! Or to the Olay Total Effects Fans Favorite Look Award. One or the other. Too bad Gwyneth Paltrow couldn't nudge out Jennifer's TV-sister for the trifecta.

Also a pity (no pun intended): The People's Choice Awards inform winners in advance that they've won, so we'll be denied a reaction shot of the loser (if this lame award is even handed out during the actual ceremony). Still, A for effort, People's Choice. Way to stir stuff up!