Urine Luck!

If you haven't watched R. Kelly's soap opus (or hip-hopera, if you prefer) "Trapped in the Closet" yet, it is an absolute must. It's the most laugh-out-loud bad musical since Val Kilmer's The Ten Commandments.

And if you don't have time to watch all five chapters, a thoughtful person with way too much time on their hands (and way too much funny) has provided Cliffs Notes.

There will be a test.