Bye Bye Baby

Worst wife ever:

The audience at the Los Angeles Forum included Madonna's Kabbalah guru Rabbi Yehuda Berg, socialite Nicole Richie, and gay icon Rosie O'Donnell, who upgraded herself to a premium seat on the floor and left her spouse alone in the stands.

I pity Kelli O'Donnell if Rosie's Family Cruise ever hits an iceberg and there aren't enough lifeboats.

And just because it never gets old: "Highlights" of Riding The Bus With My Sister.