Directed by Breck Eisner!
Do those words thrill you?
'Cause that's what the trailer guy proclaims proudly in his booming voice at the (merciful) end of the Sahara trailer.
So who the fuck is Breck Eisner and why should we care that he directed this piece of crap?
Well, according to IMDb, he hasn't done anything of note... except spew forth from the urethra of Lord Farquaad.
Ironically, he also appeared in a film called The Auteur Theory.