Friday, May 27, 2005

Battlefield Earth to Tom

Dear Scientology,

The next time you want to mount a one-man crusade against psychotropic medications, you might want to go with someone a little less... crazy. I know what you're thinking: Where will you ever find someone like that among your minions? That I don't know, but I'm sure one of your Stress Testers on Hollywood Blvd. can scoop somebody up. In the mean time, having Tom Cruise as your poster child for psychological well-being is a little like using John Travolta or Kirstie Alley to promote Scientology's weight loss potential.

Hugs and engrams,
The Pop Culture Petri Dish

P.S. Thanks for the glossary. I'm gonna kick as-isness at Scrabble!


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