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Raise your hands if you think Lindsay Lohan might be the webmistress behind this site?
posted by The Pop Culture Petri Dish at 11:01 PM
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I actually spent about a hour on Lindsay Lohan's official site over the weekend. I know, I'm pathetic. Still, you can check out all of her goofy little online journal entries. They read like they're culled from a yearbook.
In the spirit of the Equal Time Rule, here is the address of Lindsay Lohan's official site: www.llrocks.com (I wonder if she had to battle L.L. Cool J. for that domain name). Every one of her journal entries opens with an apology for not writing in so long. She'll have to do more than apologize the next time she posts - she hasn't written since October, 2003. To make it up to her fans, I provide this link:
http://www.iwantanewgirlfriend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=330&theTitle=Lindsay+Lohan+Nipple+Slip
Only check it out if you're over 18 -- actually, only check it out if you're under 18, otherwise, it's just creepy. Even more creepy is that it was probably Hillary Duff hiding in the bushes and taking the pictures. Can't these girls just get along?
I take back what I just said. Somehow I missed that Ms. Lohan turned 18 on Friday. Creepy older men of the world rejoice. Where was the media fanfare and countdown to legality that accompanied the transition to womanhood of the Olsen twins?
And speaking of the sisters Olsen, it seems Lindsay has tired of her feud with Hillary Duff and is trying to be starting something with Mary-Kate (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2004/07/02/ddish.DTL). And you best believe that if you mess with M-K, you're messing with Ashley, too.
Lindsay Lohan is like Colin Farrell in the body of a freckle-faced, sweet-looking young girl (something that probably occurs with greater frequency than any of us would like to imagine). I'll say it: Lindsay Lohan is the greatest thing to happen to pop culture gossip since Britney Spears.
You know, I actually thought she was turning 17 this summer, and now all of a sudden it turns out she's 18. I wonder if she's lying about her age. I could swear she was a year younger.
Oh, and check out the pics of her hanging around her school. There's something very strange about a bigtime star standing in front of her locker at school.
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